IMPEACH GEORGE BUSH!! With Eyes Closed: Bin Laden reappears to help his buddy George
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Friday, January 20, 2006

Bin Laden reappears to help his buddy George

HEADLINE: Bin Laden offers U.S. Truce

Osama has apparently reared his head (in the form of a 'tape'), warning the U.S. that more attacks are imminent, unless troops are removed from Afghanistan and Iraq.

THEORY: Bin Laden helping out buddy Bush's approval rating

The Bush's and bin Laden's go way back, in business and personal dealings. This is well-known fact, not conjecture or "conspiracy." I say, Bush's approval ratings are so low, and so much attention is currently being focused on the administration's illegal activities (wiretapping, subpoenas of Google records, etc.), it's awfully convenient that bin Laden has appeared to once again draw scrutiny away from GW and the Boyz.

Of course the official word from the White House is "We don't negotiate with terrorists. We put them out of business." If bin Laden, the most hated man in the world, wants us to pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan, then damnit - we gotta stay!

That should not only help smolder the embers of the American "anti-war" movement, but also help Bushie get his ratings up and help us forget the fact that he and his cronies are chipping away at our Constitutional rights. Good thing old evil Osama is still around to help GW out of a crunch now and then!

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